oongawa!!!

Ok last night i reached a new level of dumbass-ness. I cut myself on a jar of peanut butter.

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Ok hopefully you're done laughing now. So you're probably thinking, "Boy you have to be pretty damn stupid to be able to cut yourself on a cylindrical blunt plastic object." And i would have thought the same thing right up until i cut myself. But i was opening the jar (new jar... remember that part) and as i was just about finished unscrewing the lid, my thumb grazed the security seal (sealed for your protection.... and hers. ha ha ha) right at the part where they have the pull tab to pull it off. Well my thumb hit it at just the right angle to give me a papercut! It was so startling that i dropped/threw the lid when the pain hit (how often do you brace yourself for injury against a jar of JIF?)

It was a great weekend of doing nothing. Peter from Officespace would have been so proud of me. All weekend i did nothing and it was everything i could have hoped it would be. I slept till 1 pm on saturday and sunday and i think i was close to going into a coma from being so lazy. I would have worked out but the one bad point of the weekend was i slept wrong so my back/neck muscle was tight so it was hard to do physically active moves so i just skipped it and it's off to the gym tonight.

Random website of the week: www.engRish.com
Pretty funny stuff.

B!